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A human with a severe lack of common sense, and powerfully apathetic towards his deficiency; To completely and utterly
screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burched situation;
a rick is another name for a short fat hairy apeman that nobody likes.
posted on Monday, October 06, 2008 @ 10/06/2008 09:37:00 PM | back to the top.
Warning!! Today's post may contain contents that could ruin your appetite, puke or even worse make you think that I'm a completely disgusting human being. But isn't that always the case with all my posts? So what the heck here goes. Today I went to this Malay stall for lunch. Food wasn't all that bad but PRICEY, I mean like $6.50 for a plate of rice with A bagadale, AN egg, A Sardine, and SOME beef and EXCLUSIVE of a drink. Yes, I'm a cheapskate I know it but it's due to my Indian roots, hey aren't my fellow Indian brothers all the same? So cut me some slack. Alright, so after eating such a heavy meal, it's obvious my bowels would have worked up by the time I got back to the office and so I went to the toilet to EASE myself. And yea, as usual...everywhere I go nowadays there seems to be weird disgusting people all around, no idea why it's happening so often lately but yea...I think there's a sudden influx of sick retards. I was in the center cubical MINDING my OWN business, when this guy on my right who was also shitting started a massive flushing frenzy, I swear he flushed the toilet like 6-7 times continuously and I think it overflowed and he had to use tissue to clean the floor. How did I know? Well I saw his hand sweeping the floor with tissue that's why. And no...he didn't finish shitting after that. After the continuous flushing he continued his business and man was it the most scariest time I've ever experienced in a toilet. Nevertheless the flushing continued as well but this time round, every moment the toilet flushed he would go "OOOOHHHHHH" like as if he was getting an orgasm from the sound of the flush. Then whenever he farted, he would go "OH YEA...THAT'S THE WAY...YOU CAN DO IT"...SHEESH...talk about weird. Gosh. I finished my crap as fast as I could even though I didn't really finish but yea...I HAD to get out.
So yea...back to the office and blah blah blah blah blah...until the walking home from Yishun MRT. I seriously think Yishun is like the pit stop for these Sparrows or whatever species of bird they are, that start flying around after 7pm and begin THEIR shitting frenzy. Today was the most unluckiest day of my entire life in Yishun, I've never gotten hit by these birds' shit before but today I did, and not just by one...a WHOLE FUCKING lot of them. So I was walking by the pavement...birds above me in the tree...and suddenly this BLOODY lion dance troupe in this lorry had to come by and scare the freaking daylights out of these birds and they started kamikaze streak except that they don't commit suicide. But this bunch of like 30 over birds suddenly flew over me and like some defensive mechanism starting dropping "cluster bombs" (For more information on cluster bombs go to this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_bomb) around. I think I got hit more than 10 times at least. Went back home full of shit. First time I've taken a shower for about 1 hour and I could guarantee you, I used every single soap and shampoo I could find and scrubbed myself clean. I even washed my hair 3 times just to be sure there's no more bird shit anywhere. I wanted to take picture of my shirt, but that would be too obscene and someone might actually puke or sue me for the pic, so yea...I didn't take any.
Alright...that's all for today's SHITTY post...hope anyone who is reading this doesn't feel SHITTY or DISGUSTED and if you do...just leave me a msg somewhere...I'll remove you from the invited list of readers. PEACE!